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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

8:57PM - Hellz Yeah, the lesbians have it all wrong!

Are you hott? by evildj23
First Name
Age
Guy or Gal
Your hottness is10...WOW! ARE U SINGLE?!?!
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(1 Crucifixion | I am Jesus)

Friday, November 18, 2005

4:18PM - Anal Bum Cover

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And I actually leaned over backwardas and took the picture upside down.

(2 Crucifixions | I am Jesus)

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

7:14PM - Multiple translation fun, whoda thought?

They call it Cockzilla because it is round and it is smooth and it is svelte and quick
They call it Cokczilla because it is big and it is fatty and it is pushed in top his donkey that they are called Cockzilla because it push in and outside the mouth that
they are called by Cockzilla because it are not frightened to lower to the harms

have better watched or it will give to him enough panic strikes
Cockzilla in the middle of the night have
You better watched for Cockzilla

They call it Cockzilla because it will do to appear a throw of his man- juice towards the bottom his throat than
they are called Cockzilla because it joderán joder something, again a goat
than they are called Cockzilla because it it the nose that
they are called by Cockzilla because it will slip his big fatty matter sum in the middle its fingers

Cockzilla hit you in the middle of the night
have better watched or it will give to him enough panic strikes
Cockzilla in the middle of the night have
You better watched for Cockzilla

(I am Jesus)

Sunday, November 13, 2005

8:48PM - Music Survey

What is your practice routine?

Stretch, warm up, practice scales and modes and other exercises, then jam.  I like to play stuff that’s fun for me, so I incorporate that into my practice.

What are the qualities of a successful musician?

Good work ethic.  Creative.  Talented.

What are your musical strengths?

I can pick things up pretty quick.  I have a good ear.  I listen a lot.

What is your favorite part of being a musician?

The music.

Why go to Berklee?

I've heard good things about it.  And you respect contemporary music as an art.

What career opportunities would you like to take advantage of in the music
industry?

Performance, and recording.  I'm more interested in learning as much as a can than anything else.

What benefits do music theory and instrumental training have in your chosen
field of interest?

Well, you need instrumental training to play an instrument, and that's what I do.  And music theory is the best tool to get the sound you want.

 What inspired you to pursue a career in music?

I love music, it's my life passion.

What has been your most significant achievement so far? What motivates you?

My achievement is my growth as a musician.  I couldn't pick one performance or one recording I've done as my best.  Anything I hear motivates me.  I'll go, "whoa that's pretty cool, I could do something completely different with that."  And of course, my dream to be good enough to play alongside my teacher and mentor Rafe Sweet.

One of the biggest challenges for entering students is time management. How
do you currently balance school, music and other activities?

Homework comes first, after that it's music all the way.

What has been the biggest challenge in your musical learning and growth? How
have you overcome it?

Re-learning to read music on the staff.  I just have to keep at it.  I'm getting better and faster the more I do it.

What would you like a press release to say about you the person? About you
the musician?

Me the person- I'm a musician  Me the musician- I'm still a person.  I actually don't care what the press release say, I'll let my music do the talking.

In what ways do you feel your talents will enhance the quality of life and
music in our community?

I listen to and play everything.  I think it's important to break down the walls of genre separation and just make music that sounds good.  That's what I'll do, at Berklee or anywhere else.

How have your life experiences influenced your musical development?

Life has sometimes gotten in the way of my music.  This or that will try to pull me away, but in the end I come back stronger and work harder and each time I get better.  But I never lose track of my music or myself.

(4 Crucifixions | I am Jesus)

Sunday, October 30, 2005

6:05PM - Hell Yes

Take the quiz: "Which guitar are you"

Gibson Les Paul
You are a Gibson Les Paul. You are a favorite of some of the best metal AND rock and roll bands. You are flaxible and can be used in almost any genre. you are a classic.

(I am Jesus)

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

1:11PM - It's been a while

Haiku

How many people
do you think douche themselves with
ultra strength cleaner?

(1 Crucifixion | I am Jesus)

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

10:49PM - Maculate on Myspace

I just finished setting up a myspace account for Maculate. For any who don't know, it's me and Dillon's comedy rock band. So go check it out. You can listen to a few tunes, and if you happen to be on myspace, be out friend. http://www.myspace.com/maculatemusic

(I am Jesus)

Saturday, August 6, 2005

1:52PM

What do you call a squirrel with his dick in a bag of cashews? Fucking nuts.

(1 Crucifixion | I am Jesus)

Wednesday, August 3, 2005

6:02PM - Carrie, This One's For You

My Dream

Ok, so here it is. We’re all going to a movie; it’s some class field trip. We all got in a bus and went out to the theater. Anyways, me and Carrie, but a slightly bigger breasted Carrie, say, “Fuck this shit, we want to watch a good movie.” So we go up to the guy in the box office and ask if we can see a porno film instead so he tells us it’s not that kind of movie theater. Damn.

We’ve been thinking about porno, so of course we’re horny as hell, and by now, the bubble wrap that Carrie and I have wrapped around our naked bodies is starting to slide down. Apparently that’s all we’ve been wearing the whole time. This exposes one of those luscious big breasts that I mentioned earlier. I don’t waste one fucking minute. I’m suckin’ on that shit, and we’re making our way out into the parking lot, then we see the bus. Neither one of us has our own car. Just when we think we’re out of luck, I see my brother’s car. The neat thing about my brother’s car is you can open it with any key, so we decide to fuck in there.

We’re getting ready to do this shit. I’m fuckin’ rippin’ my pants off. I’m about to whip my cock out when I realize that the car is going like 60 miles an hour, and no one is driving. I figure it’s a miracle we haven’t crashed already, so I pull off onto a dirt road and stop the car. This is not an easy feat when you’re in the back seat and your cock is hanging out. So the car is stopped, we’re about to fuck, and BAM, I wake up.

Eventually I go back to sleep, but as everyone knows, you can’t go back into the same dream. Coincidentally, I wind up in another dream, and Carrie is in this one too. It’s a different version of Carrie. She’s shorter, and more of the cute innocent type, and has brown hair now, instead of blond, but I know it’s still her. Now we’re in my house and my brother’s there with his girlfriend. Brian’s girl is sitting there in front of everyone; me, him, Carrie, even my parents; and she’s showing everyone her vagina. And there spraying it with a fucking fire hose. This cleansing and examining goes on for a good five or ten minutes. Next, Carrie leans over and whispers in my ear, “Do you want to see what I’ve got?” and she whips her cock out. I just want to take that shit into my mouth, so me and her start running upstairs to my room. On the way up, I think about my last dream. This time I want to make sure it’s not a dream so I start whipping my head around and shaking to make sure I’m awake. We make it upstairs, and dive on to my bed. As soon as I hit, I open my eyes, and I’m on the floor in my sleeping bag, and Andy is on the bed next to me. All I can think is, “Not Again!!”

(6 Crucifixions | I am Jesus)

Monday, July 25, 2005

1:27AM - Yeah Bitches

      
cocksocking is love
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(4 Crucifixions | I am Jesus)

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

2:16PM

"avenue Q" fucking rocks...that is all

(6 Crucifixions | I am Jesus)

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

11:25PM

ORIGIN OF LOVE

When the earth was still flat,
And the clouds made of fire,
And mountains stretched up to the sky,
Sometimes higher,
Folks roamed the earth
Like big rolling kegs.
They had two sets of arms.
They had two sets of legs.
They had two faces peering
Out of one giant head
So they could watch all around them
As they talked; while they read.
And they never knew nothing of love.
It was before the origin of love.

The origin of love

And there were three sexes then,
One that looked like two men
Glued up back to back,
Called the children of the sun.
And similar in shape and girth
Were the children of the earth.
They looked like two girls
Rolled up in one.
And the children of the moon
Were like a fork shoved on a spoon.
They were part sun, part earth
Part daughter, part son.

The origin of love

Now the gods grew quite scared
Of our strength and defiance
And Thor said,
"I'm gonna kill them all
With my hammer,
Like I killed the giants."
And Zeus said, "No,
You better let me
Use my lightening, like scissors,
Like I cut the legs off the whales
And dinosaurs into lizards."
Then he grabbed up some bolts
And he let out a laugh,
Said, "I'll split them right down the middle.
Gonna cut them right up in half."
And then storm clouds gathered above
Into great balls of fire

And then fire shot down
From the sky in bolts
Like shining blades
Of a knife.
And it ripped
Right through the flesh
Of the children of the sun
And the moon
And the earth.
And some Indian god
Sewed the wound up into a hole,
Pulled it round to our belly
To remind us of the price we pay.
And Osiris and the gods of the Nile
Gathered up a big storm
To blow a hurricane,
To scatter us away,
In a flood of wind and rain,
And a sea of tidal waves,
To wash us all away,
And if we don't behave
They'll cut us down again
And we'll be hopping round on one foot
And looking through one eye.

Last time I saw you
We had just split in two.
You were looking at me.
I was looking at you.
You had a way so familiar,
But I could not recognize,
Cause you had blood on your face;
I had blood in my eyes.
But I could swear by your expression
That the pain down in your soul
Was the same as the one down in mine.
That's the pain,
Cuts a straight line
Down through the heart;
We called it love.
So we wrapped our arms around each other,
Trying to shove ourselves back together.
We were making love,
Making love.
It was a cold dark evening,
Such a long time ago,
When by the mighty hand of Jove,
It was the sad story
How we became
Lonely two-legged creatures,
It's the story of
The origin of love.
That's the origin of love.

Song written by Stephen Trask

(4 Crucifixions | I am Jesus)

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

11:56PM - The fuckers

Yesterday i was riding my bike home from a hard day of...riding around on my bike. I was tired and all i wanted to do was to get home. Anyways, i pull up at a red light and this car comes up beside me. One guy yells, "Cut your hair you fucking faggot." So I just ignored him, and it was fine. They turned right and I continued on. Further up the street they came up behind me and called me a faggot again, but this time they threw coffee at me. That crossed the fucking line, so i went home, called the cops, and filed a report. Sadly i didn't get their liscense plate number, so most likely nothing will happen. I wish there weren't people like that in the world. People are stupid. I wasn't even crossdressing. I wish I was, at least I would have caught them by suprise when the hot girl they were gawlking at turned out to be male.

(4 Crucifixions | I am Jesus)

Monday, June 21, 2004

2:15PM - Just click the god damn link!

http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Music/fiddlerontheroof/fiddlerontheroof-Script.html

(3 Crucifixions | I am Jesus)

Sunday, June 13, 2004

5:09PM


What will God say to you when you die?
Name
Age
Religion
You will say: What is the meaning of life?
He will say: You thought you were alone... Nope. I saw you masturbating!
How much do you deserve to be in heaven? - 6%
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(I am Jesus)

Saturday, June 12, 2004

1:12AM - Firsts

First Punk Show (Besides that shity Unknown Horizons show that I played in)
First WOW Hall Show
First Mosh Pit
First time smacked in the ear by something very big and very hard that happened to be part of someones body
First Eddie-Wear
First Stage Dive
First (music)Show with Kellen, Ryan, Ryland, Jake, Kayla, Insko, Jason, Sarah, Dillon, Aaron, Carly, Eric, Jesse, Russel, Aimee, Katie-O, Sandy, William
First Show with Meg (Besides that shity Unknown Horizons show that I played in)
First time throwing my clothes on stage
First time seeing any of those bands

Very good times, I hope I didn't miss anything

Fucking Rock On!!!

Current mood: Rock'n'Roll

(2 Crucifixions | I am Jesus)

Sunday, June 6, 2004

7:22PM

eddie_sucks110's LJ stalker is penguinscanfly_!
penguinscanfly_ is stalking you because you got better results for the 'acronym' thing than them. They are also slowly poisoning you!


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I knew it

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Friday, June 4, 2004

7:29PM - This ones for Eric

Current mood: envious

(I am Jesus)

Tuesday, June 1, 2004

2:39PM

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DDelicious
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EElitist

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Monday, May 24, 2004

5:09PM

Angel
You're Angel Dumott Schunard, a transvestite street
performer. You're outgoing and sweet, you
always put other people first, and you live
life to the fullest.


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